Carrington Shootout - Cru McNugget
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The first song written and performed by Cru McNugget. Being big fans of McDonald's, Cru McNugget blend corporate "McDonald" overtones with free-styling about current events in Geelong. "Carrington Shootout" is a seamless blend of the two, and the strongest example of this point.
This song was inspired by a shooting at the Carrington Hotel and the McDonald's just down the road on Yarra St. We joked that you could waste someone at the Carrington and then add to your waist down the road at McDonald's. |
Carrington Shootout
Well this goes out to all the fuckin' McManagers,
Get your bullet-proof vests on!
Throw a nugget ya,
And then I'll mug it,
Fuck it,
Chicken Caesar salad,
You're invalid,
This is no love ballad,
It's your fuckin' death,
Respect,
Yeah, I'm reciting Macbeth,
And I'm the best,
Forget about MySpace,
I can't even do up my shoe lace,
I'm in a race,
But I'm not a racist,
Running first place-est,
Now watch me make this,
Your fuckin' lead burger miss,
Break it down,
Carrington sound
Mum says I'm a racist,
I just wanna be a bassist,
I spend too much time at the Carrington,
Getting my flows, my bows, my hoes, my lead on,
So you better watch yourself son,
'Cause my shotty says your day is done,
I'll throw a McFillet burger at ya mouth,
and I'll shit on you burger bun
Yo, I'm gonna take a short break for a minute,
I'll introduce you to an MC of mine,
His name is McFly,
Taking it back to the future
My rhymes are bad news,
Skills fresh like Andrew Bews,
They all know me,
Check the economy,
And thank your mother,
For the vote for the K-Rudder,
The leader in the house,
But he's got the ugly spouse,
Got nothing on me,
I'm free,
I go out on killing sprees,
Then I finish the night at Mickey Dee's,
Up-size your lead intake,
Make no mistake,
My killing sprees are never half baked,
Like dodgy Subway sandwiches,
A word that rhymes with sandwiches,
I haven't got the time,
But I'll send your packing with your head,
Full of bucking bandages,
Eyes bruised like Panda-gers!
Oh yeah man,
I've got this main man here
It's my MC brother in law
DJ Brunswick, take away my man!
Get your scratch on, yeah!
Well this goes out to all the fuckin' McManagers,
Get your bullet-proof vests on!
Throw a nugget ya,
And then I'll mug it,
Fuck it,
Chicken Caesar salad,
You're invalid,
This is no love ballad,
It's your fuckin' death,
Respect,
Yeah, I'm reciting Macbeth,
And I'm the best,
Forget about MySpace,
I can't even do up my shoe lace,
I'm in a race,
But I'm not a racist,
Running first place-est,
Now watch me make this,
Your fuckin' lead burger miss,
Break it down,
Carrington sound
Mum says I'm a racist,
I just wanna be a bassist,
I spend too much time at the Carrington,
Getting my flows, my bows, my hoes, my lead on,
So you better watch yourself son,
'Cause my shotty says your day is done,
I'll throw a McFillet burger at ya mouth,
and I'll shit on you burger bun
Yo, I'm gonna take a short break for a minute,
I'll introduce you to an MC of mine,
His name is McFly,
Taking it back to the future
My rhymes are bad news,
Skills fresh like Andrew Bews,
They all know me,
Check the economy,
And thank your mother,
For the vote for the K-Rudder,
The leader in the house,
But he's got the ugly spouse,
Got nothing on me,
I'm free,
I go out on killing sprees,
Then I finish the night at Mickey Dee's,
Up-size your lead intake,
Make no mistake,
My killing sprees are never half baked,
Like dodgy Subway sandwiches,
A word that rhymes with sandwiches,
I haven't got the time,
But I'll send your packing with your head,
Full of bucking bandages,
Eyes bruised like Panda-gers!
Oh yeah man,
I've got this main man here
It's my MC brother in law
DJ Brunswick, take away my man!
Get your scratch on, yeah!
