Race Rumble II 2016 - JULY 30th
We'll fire up the machines @ 4PM for some "You Don't Know Jack" trivia rounds (4-way battles). Each match takes about 15 minutes, so you will have free time to train on the karts while others are playing their trivia rounds.
When those rounds are done, I will be serving up some tasty homemade pizzas to make sure everyone has a solid foundation for the racing ahead.
* 6 rounds on "Mario Kart" circuits (4-way)
* Half-Time "Bishi Bashi" (head-to-head micro games)
* 5 rounds on "Mario Kart" circuits (4-way)
Winner gets the "2016 CHAMPION" winners trophy - but mostly it's about the journey ...and friendship.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MARIO KART: If the top placed finisher finishes 1st, 2nd or 3rd, they have a Fireball shot. This will even the playing field over the course of the night, especially when we get to the final tracks, like Rainbow Road!
SCORE DISTRIBUTION: Mario Kart 55%, Bishi Bashi 25%, You Don't Know Jack 20%
Facebook Event Page
When those rounds are done, I will be serving up some tasty homemade pizzas to make sure everyone has a solid foundation for the racing ahead.
* 6 rounds on "Mario Kart" circuits (4-way)
* Half-Time "Bishi Bashi" (head-to-head micro games)
* 5 rounds on "Mario Kart" circuits (4-way)
Winner gets the "2016 CHAMPION" winners trophy - but mostly it's about the journey ...and friendship.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MARIO KART: If the top placed finisher finishes 1st, 2nd or 3rd, they have a Fireball shot. This will even the playing field over the course of the night, especially when we get to the final tracks, like Rainbow Road!
SCORE DISTRIBUTION: Mario Kart 55%, Bishi Bashi 25%, You Don't Know Jack 20%
Facebook Event Page
results
Progressive Leaderboard
Round Winners
- You Don't Know Jack: Kris, Andrew
- Mario Kart P1: Reece
- Bishi Bashi: Jake
- Mario Kart P2: Patto, Reece

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Highlights
Mario Kart
- Patto being blue shelled centimetres from the finish line on Luigi Circuit and then being bumped out of the way by Andrew who claimed 1st right on the line
- Sarah and Rachael staging "stop-engine" protests
- Jake not winning everything
- Gemma's extreme concentration and grandma driving stance, that yielded some good results
- The uproar and controversy when Jason chose an event disallowed motorbike and won the race
- Abundance of volcano rape
- Reece falling off Rainbow Road only once
Bishi Bashi
- Emma obliterating Glenn in "STARS" with a score not even Reece or Jake have seen before
- Emma obliterating Jason in "Punch or Dodge" with a furious 6-0 win
- Glenn and Gemma throwing identical throws in "PIE" and the yelling madness of the tie-breaker
- Kris furiously mashterbating the controller in "Shake The Can To Outer Space"
- Gen crushing Kris in "STARS" even though he told her not to
- Glenn's ropeability after gaining a score good enough to beat most other players in "Shake The Can To Outer Space", but not enough to beat his draw competitor, Jake
- Reece and Tom both believing that they'd won "Punch or Dodge"
You Don't Know Jack
- Andrew slaying his Dis or Dat round: "R. Kelly Song or Toys'R'Us Toy"
- Jake and Rachael picking "Dracula" and then realising it was the wrong answer, only to have it be the "Wrong Answer of the Game", picking up big cash bonuses and soccer-crowd-like jubilation from all the hallway spectators
- Rachael accidentally pressing the screw button and then gracefully screwing herself
- Patto's superior etymology skills
- Tom's last round kamikaze
Party
- Double yolker eggs on the Aussie pizza
- The hot temperature inside despite the heater being turned off
- Tom's mosaic jacket
- Reece and Jason twirling in the cold winds of the front yard to cool off
- Everyone's choice of shot glass motif whether it be an Apache Helicopter, Hamster, Swastika, Cock Rocket, Uterus-like Trophy Cup, Baseball, Lightning Cloud, Can of Whoop-Ass, Fellator or Ferris Wheel
- "Release the kraken!"
- Patto being blue shelled centimetres from the finish line on Luigi Circuit and then being bumped out of the way by Andrew who claimed 1st right on the line
- Sarah and Rachael staging "stop-engine" protests
- Jake not winning everything
- Gemma's extreme concentration and grandma driving stance, that yielded some good results
- The uproar and controversy when Jason chose an event disallowed motorbike and won the race
- Abundance of volcano rape
- Reece falling off Rainbow Road only once
Bishi Bashi
- Emma obliterating Glenn in "STARS" with a score not even Reece or Jake have seen before
- Emma obliterating Jason in "Punch or Dodge" with a furious 6-0 win
- Glenn and Gemma throwing identical throws in "PIE" and the yelling madness of the tie-breaker
- Kris furiously mashterbating the controller in "Shake The Can To Outer Space"
- Gen crushing Kris in "STARS" even though he told her not to
- Glenn's ropeability after gaining a score good enough to beat most other players in "Shake The Can To Outer Space", but not enough to beat his draw competitor, Jake
- Reece and Tom both believing that they'd won "Punch or Dodge"
You Don't Know Jack
- Andrew slaying his Dis or Dat round: "R. Kelly Song or Toys'R'Us Toy"
- Jake and Rachael picking "Dracula" and then realising it was the wrong answer, only to have it be the "Wrong Answer of the Game", picking up big cash bonuses and soccer-crowd-like jubilation from all the hallway spectators
- Rachael accidentally pressing the screw button and then gracefully screwing herself
- Patto's superior etymology skills
- Tom's last round kamikaze
Party
- Double yolker eggs on the Aussie pizza
- The hot temperature inside despite the heater being turned off
- Tom's mosaic jacket
- Reece and Jason twirling in the cold winds of the front yard to cool off
- Everyone's choice of shot glass motif whether it be an Apache Helicopter, Hamster, Swastika, Cock Rocket, Uterus-like Trophy Cup, Baseball, Lightning Cloud, Can of Whoop-Ass, Fellator or Ferris Wheel
- "Release the kraken!"