The F'KIN VB - Fortified Ameteurs
The first recorded song of The Fortified Amateurs - a freestyle rap drawing parallels between the effects of VB, both as a cricket sponsor and on real life.
*Right go*
Yeah fuckin,
We got the Aussie rock pumpn n tha neighbourhood
So i wanna do some rap... fuck heads
This's for all the fuckin queers
Cricket
Fuckin TV
n' a VB
n' fuckin Booney
n' the cricket
Fuckin TV
n' im empty * empty *
Go call fuckin Ritchie
* T's absolutely fuckin marvellous ,
he dropped the fuckin VB on the ground ,
you stupid shit,
pick it up mate , you fuckwit *
Dropped th'VB
On the ground
An now i gotta frown
Cause i gotta clean it up
And ma Mrs
Yeah she yelled at me
And i said fuck you
And i slapped her in the face
And the cops... * laughing *
An the cops over my place * laughing *
* laughing *
And the bitch pulled out a mace,
You know its true.
" Sounds so perfect , that is so right "
Yeah me mate , came from next door
And the cops pulled up
And the Johnny Hoppers go
" Whatta u slappin your wife for,
ive been here before ,
and im fuckin accusing you , you fuckwit "
So i pulled out my gun
And then i shot him
And they came out
For the coppers
And the divvy van pulled up
And i said " Fuck you pigs "
So i bailed
"the court case is on Thursday"
So now im headin down to the court case
And the judge goes..
" Did you shoot those people ,
and yell at those people and smack your wife "
And i said
Fuck you judge ! ,
Said Fuck you ! ,
Said Go Fuck Yourself!
And i ran outta the court
And you wouldnt believe who was on the jury
It was Booney!
And guess what , he hadda packet of VB
I grabbed the f**ker and i said
" yo wontchya throw one over here to me? "
Then Booney said
" Go mate , go! "
And i got my VB and i slapped it down
Then more hit the ground
And i said 'fuck'
Now im slammin it down inna jail cell
Its a tough life , but im gunna rip outta solo
* Go fuck heads! *
Yeah
Yeah , thats right
More VB
Oh yeah
This is crazy for the neighborhood
Now im spendin life in the jail cell
But its fuckin great cause ive got unlimited VB's
Thanks to Booney
! CRICKET'S STILL ON THE TV !
* GO fuckin Ritchie you cocksucker! "
Yeah fuckin,
We got the Aussie rock pumpn n tha neighbourhood
So i wanna do some rap... fuck heads
This's for all the fuckin queers
Cricket
Fuckin TV
n' a VB
n' fuckin Booney
n' the cricket
Fuckin TV
n' im empty * empty *
Go call fuckin Ritchie
* T's absolutely fuckin marvellous ,
he dropped the fuckin VB on the ground ,
you stupid shit,
pick it up mate , you fuckwit *
Dropped th'VB
On the ground
An now i gotta frown
Cause i gotta clean it up
And ma Mrs
Yeah she yelled at me
And i said fuck you
And i slapped her in the face
And the cops... * laughing *
An the cops over my place * laughing *
* laughing *
And the bitch pulled out a mace,
You know its true.
" Sounds so perfect , that is so right "
Yeah me mate , came from next door
And the cops pulled up
And the Johnny Hoppers go
" Whatta u slappin your wife for,
ive been here before ,
and im fuckin accusing you , you fuckwit "
So i pulled out my gun
And then i shot him
And they came out
For the coppers
And the divvy van pulled up
And i said " Fuck you pigs "
So i bailed
"the court case is on Thursday"
So now im headin down to the court case
And the judge goes..
" Did you shoot those people ,
and yell at those people and smack your wife "
And i said
Fuck you judge ! ,
Said Fuck you ! ,
Said Go Fuck Yourself!
And i ran outta the court
And you wouldnt believe who was on the jury
It was Booney!
And guess what , he hadda packet of VB
I grabbed the f**ker and i said
" yo wontchya throw one over here to me? "
Then Booney said
" Go mate , go! "
And i got my VB and i slapped it down
Then more hit the ground
And i said 'fuck'
Now im slammin it down inna jail cell
Its a tough life , but im gunna rip outta solo
* Go fuck heads! *
Yeah
Yeah , thats right
More VB
Oh yeah
This is crazy for the neighborhood
Now im spendin life in the jail cell
But its fuckin great cause ive got unlimited VB's
Thanks to Booney
! CRICKET'S STILL ON THE TV !
* GO fuckin Ritchie you cocksucker! "
