Traffic Lights - Cru McNugget
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This song was inspired by the atrocities that are the lights at the end of Mercer St that replaced a functioning and efficient roundabout. More lights have since been installed leading up to the intersection (shown left).
Drive it yourself and see how ridiculous it truly is! See the Geelong Council Biggest Traffic Mistake on Facebook for the local views. Also, Wayne Carey just happened to be in the news at this time. |
Traffic Lights
Well yo,
Well listen up now yo,
I've got some things I want to say,
Some shit has been happening day by day,
You know I'm talking about,
So check this shit out...
Replacing all the roundabouts with fuckin' sets of lights
All the red green and yella,
Is giving me the shites,
Waiting at the lights,
For ten fuckin' years,
I could have been in Detroit by now,
Drinking some beers,
Quiz me if you want,
I won't be fuckin' wrong,
In this time I was waiting,
I wrote this fuckin' song,
Well safer for pedestrians,
But they're all fuckin' dead,
You should have seen Frankie last week,
He drove over some guys head
Yeah were the C-R-U-M-C-N-U double G-E-T,
And don't you forget it,
Or you'll fuckin' regret it
Out of synchronisation,
In the nation,
You're causing traffic constipation,
So if you want to get to the Village Cinemas,
Forget it,
It will take half a year,
Because the traffic lights are fucked,
So take your pushbike instead,
Because it's reliable,
And then you won't be liable,
When you run over someone's fuckin' head
Heres McFly,
Throwing out rhymes like its clearance sales
Turn left,
I turn right,
Gonna end up in a fight,
With a bunch of pedestrians,
I fight elegant,
There's no question,
Watch them fall to the ground,
Like a bunch of retarded equestrians,
Falling off your horse,
Haven't even served up the main course,
Which is my,
Fist to your head,
And a night in surgery,
With some of my lead,
And a two-page spread,
In the Geelong Advertiser,
So next time you better walk away when I'm serving up the appetisers
So watch out for McFly,
He will come into your house and steal your wife and kids
Well yo,
Well listen up now yo,
I've got some things I want to say,
Some shit has been happening day by day,
You know I'm talking about,
So check this shit out...
Replacing all the roundabouts with fuckin' sets of lights
All the red green and yella,
Is giving me the shites,
Waiting at the lights,
For ten fuckin' years,
I could have been in Detroit by now,
Drinking some beers,
Quiz me if you want,
I won't be fuckin' wrong,
In this time I was waiting,
I wrote this fuckin' song,
Well safer for pedestrians,
But they're all fuckin' dead,
You should have seen Frankie last week,
He drove over some guys head
Yeah were the C-R-U-M-C-N-U double G-E-T,
And don't you forget it,
Or you'll fuckin' regret it
Out of synchronisation,
In the nation,
You're causing traffic constipation,
So if you want to get to the Village Cinemas,
Forget it,
It will take half a year,
Because the traffic lights are fucked,
So take your pushbike instead,
Because it's reliable,
And then you won't be liable,
When you run over someone's fuckin' head
Heres McFly,
Throwing out rhymes like its clearance sales
Turn left,
I turn right,
Gonna end up in a fight,
With a bunch of pedestrians,
I fight elegant,
There's no question,
Watch them fall to the ground,
Like a bunch of retarded equestrians,
Falling off your horse,
Haven't even served up the main course,
Which is my,
Fist to your head,
And a night in surgery,
With some of my lead,
And a two-page spread,
In the Geelong Advertiser,
So next time you better walk away when I'm serving up the appetisers
So watch out for McFly,
He will come into your house and steal your wife and kids
